Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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