how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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