i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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