guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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