She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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