Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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