DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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