Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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