I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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