But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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