Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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