sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It's never too late to be topless.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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