My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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