His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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