Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
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