i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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