Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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