he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Randomize