What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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