oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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