K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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