i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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