come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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