tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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