im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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