The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I met the friendliest cop last night
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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