Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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