North Korea, Best Korea!
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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