If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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