hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
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