There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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