i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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