he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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