We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm getting married
To pizza
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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