it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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