So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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