yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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