Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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