The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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