Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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