Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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