i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
My life is pants optional.
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