I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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