the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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