we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
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