This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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