no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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