Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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