Ambien. No doubt about it.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
