she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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