I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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