My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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