found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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